Unoriginality: Truths and Lies

I got this idea from ajaw and fallencritic. Basically, I’ll list down 15 statements and you’ll have to guess which five statements are purely made up. Ready? Good luck.

Let’s begin.

1. I made this template and used it for my personal site. Back in the day, I was more drawn into layout and images rather than the written content. You got to admit it has more aesthetic value than my current blog. I called this design Gust and it was the third among my creations.

2. I’ve had my 15 seconds of fame on television. I have been shown on Channels 2, 5 and 13.

3. Pinakbet is my favorite dish. I’m a vegetarian.

4. I’ve been feeling real down lately. Six patients have died under my watch within the last two weeks.

5. I interviewed Slapshock back in high school. I did it for the school paper and called the article Headtrippin’.

6. I don’t drink alcoholic beverages. I have taken less than 10 bottles of beer my entire life, but before I quit the habit, my tolerance for hard liquor was above average. I [used] to drink tequila and vodka a lot.

7 . I have never been to a strip joint. All my friends are decent and clean cut.

8. I have met and shook hands with the Sultan of Brunei. I got 20 Bruneian Dollars after doing so.

9. I have saved a friend’s life from drowning. He jumped off the high diving board into the 10-feet deep pool without telling us that he didn’t know how to swim. We were in first year high school then.

1 0. That very same friend from #9 is now one of better friends. That experience just sealed our bond and he’s definitely the best friend I’ve ever had.

11. I was not on the honor roll when I graduated from high school. I’m probably the only student in INTARMED history to have been accepted into the program without being an honor student.

12. I had a tug of war match against my algebra teacher in high school. A bitch of an instructor confiscated my state of the art Nokia 5110 from the paws of a classmate who was playing with it. She quickly said that I should ask my parents to claim the phone from her. Naturally, in Benj form, I JAWED at her until she asked the entire class to leave the room. When we were the only two left, she left the phone on top of the table [more jawing: epistaxis-inducing prose… haha] and I made a grab for it. She had lightning quick reflexes so we ended up having both hand on the phone…

I let go and she hit the chalkboard hard. 🙂 I laughed my ass off.

13. I LOVE MATH. Physics is my first love and I would’ve taken it if it were not for the Intarmed program.

14. I have joined two rallies in my entire life. I was in EDSA DOS and the Anti-ROTC rally of 2001.

15. I am for the death penalty. Death to those scoundrels!

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 Most Believable
The following statements has only received one vote so far:

 I have saved a friend’s life from drowning. He jumped off the high diving board into the 10-feet deep pool without telling us that he didn’t know how to swim. We were in first year high school then. *Statement #9 (Person who said it’s a lie: Jhed)

 I was not on the honor roll when I graduated from high school. I’m probably the only student in INTARMED history to have been accepted into the program without being an honor student.  *Statement #11(Person who said it’s a lie: Kevin)

Least Believable 

I have met and shook hands with the Sultan of Brunei. I got 20 Bruneian Dollars after doing so. *Statement #8 (7 votes)

 I made this template and used it for my personal site. Back in the day, I was more drawn into layout and images rather than the written content. You got to admit it has more aesthetic value than my current blog. I called this design Gust and it was the third among my creations. *Statement #1 (6 votes)

  I LOVE MATH. Physics is my first love and I would’ve taken it if it were not for the Intarmed program. *Statement #13 (6 votes)