Demotivators® October 15, 2006
Posted by benj in Humor.trackback
I originally stumbled upon this site about a year ago when it was shared to me by one of my colleagues in the collegiate debate organization that I was once part of. It has very witty Demotivators®.
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Let me run down my favorite Demotivators®
First, let’s here it for Emil Pugoy and his ilk! Congratulations, Emil – this one explains a lot of things. I hope you’re enlightened.
Next, let’s hear it for the Dash Media people!
For those who are NOT yet in Dash-Media
For people who wish that they were in Dash-Media
And of course, how I can forget having something for those who disagree with me?
There! I dont want to spoil you with everything. Check out the site. Everything there is just as funny and straight forward as these five. 🙂
hehe nice site..thanks for sharing 🙂
i had to deal with the frustration of not remembering this site for 2 months. I was trying sooo hard to find it in google. haha
No, really?
Also, that’s the way to motivate them Dash Media people.
hey Benj. do you join National Debate Championships?
=agree.
Earl, I’ve been retired from debating for quite some time now. My last competition was the IIDC back in ’05. I adjudicate in high school debates from time to time for fun – wahaha.
akosijod, i approved your comment for some reason. Similarly phrased comments that are practically empty to begin with will not be approved in subsequent posts. please be guided accordingly. have a nice day.
hahaha, ang sungit naman nun, ang higpit, anyhoo, kewl nga nung site! ayan, mapapadalas na pagbisita ko ulit dito dahil nakahanp ako ng mirror site ng mga blog at nakakapagblog hop na ako sa office, ito ay matapos iblock ng lintek na system administrators ang mga blog sites dito…
btwm hindi ako drug leader! nagbebenta lang ako ng laman! wahahaha!
umm… ok dude, i seriously wanted to know that.
im sure you’ve more than cornered the market for rich blind homosexuals.
hakhak! teka, baka maniwala ang mga readers mo! hindi po totoong drug dealer ako or nagbebenta ng laman. ang totoo po ay matino po akong tao, sa katunayan madalas pa akong naagrabyado ng mga isnatyer at magnanakaw, sabi nga ng mga kaibigan ko, mapagbigay daw ako sa kanila…
well, it is in giving that we receive. heheh! sinusuwerte lang at nauto ko ang kumpanyang pinagtratrabahuan ko na pasuwelduhin ako ng halagang maari nang bumuhay ng dalawang pamilya! wahahah! kahit maghapon lang ako naka-internet! lolz!
and to think that very same company was on the verge of financial ruin 10 years ago. tsk tsk
I still live by my “Apathy – If we stop taking care of our customers, they will bother us no more.” mantra.
hakhak! financial ruin? nah! i tell you, that was just a show! hehe
anyways, nice point Steel, live by Apathy! lolz
very witty statments and convincing visuals to go with it…let’s mass produce it.hehehe
bleue: so those cancellation of a gazillion routes overseas was a joke?! come on… hehe
seriously, you earn enough to feed two families? Would you like to put that to the test? hahaha
yeah, i (and most people here) think it really was, the company ceased to operate that time because the ceo, the great chinese with rags-to-riches story LT got so UPSET with the pilots and crews who were at strike that time, he decided to close the company to give these pilots and crew a lesson, money is not a problem with this tycoon.
anyhoo, what test? lolz! haha! never mind! im enjoying my life right now! hoho!
I stumbled upon this site a couple of months ago din, screensaver ko yang mga postcard na yan hehehe